Cain suspends campaign

Breaking: It is being reported that Herman Cain has suspended his campaign in order to spend more time with your wife. Such a shame. He was such a brilliant statesmen, political intellectual, and devoted husband… “-)

Cain suspends campaign

“As of today, with a lot of prayer and soul searching, I am suspending my presidential campaign,” Cain said at an appearance outside his campaign headquarters Saturday in Atlanta. “I am suspending my presidential campaign because of the continued distraction, the continued hurt caused on me and my family. Not because we are not fighters.”
Cain said he’s launching a “plan B” of his public career, a new policy-oriented website called He said he will endorse a Republican candidate for president “in the near future,” a declaration that had the feel of ending his campaign more than a suspension.
“I am not going to be silenced, and I am not going away,” he defiantly told disappointed supporters.

First video: Herman Cain Ends Presidential Campaign

Herman Cain, in a final display of pure class, ended with a deep and profound quotation from the Pokémon theme song:

“Just look inside and you will find just what you can do.”

Hilarious! You can’t make this shit up, it’s pure right-wing politics.

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Herman Cain: “I am at peace with my wife and she is at peace with me” — Famous last words of a politician who’s in deep shit back home… Hillary has been just a bundle of joy ever since Bill never had sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky…